Marks VoxOffice

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

I asked God for a new car, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a car and asked for forgiveness.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

Of all the celebrities that have died this past week the passing of Billy Mays has effected me the most. Why is that?

The right to free speech does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

Farrah Fawcett, sex symbol and actress, dies http://ping.fm/WIk7T

Singer Gloria Estefan buys minority stake in Miami Dolphins http://ping.fm/8U6vl

The Cleveland Cavaliers and the Phoenix Suns have come to an agreement on a trade for Shaquille O'Neal.

I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

Mark Ballard Please go to http://k92fm.com/ and vote for Austin McLaughlin. A Vero Beach native and a very talented young lady and daughter of the late John McLaughlin.