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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking boat and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss you a lot and think of you often

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

I asked God for a new car, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a car and asked for forgiveness.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

Of all the celebrities that have died this past week the passing of Billy Mays has effected me the most. Why is that?

The right to free speech does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

Farrah Fawcett, sex symbol and actress, dies http://ping.fm/WIk7T